Cheetos and Napkins

Cheetos.

Why were they ever created?

Some people really like them. I am not one of those people. I guess they taste ok, if you overlook the fact that they are incredibly messy. I guess this is a good place to reveal something about myself.

I don’t like my hands to be dirty…at all.

There are times that I eat a Big Mac or worse a Wendy’s ¼ pound Single Hamburger (or larger) that I go through ten napkins because my hands get so messy. I eat a bite and put the sandwich down to clean my hands. I take another bite, then clean my hands. It is crazy I know.

This also why I typically keep Purell or antibacterial gel with me—more so down range, but I still like to have it with me from time to time.

So, Cheetos are terrible for me.

Have you ever eaten one without making your fingers stained with orange? I think it is impossible.

They say; “It’s not easy being Cheesy”

I would say; “I don’t want to be Cheesy!”

But, wait! Stop the presses!

In my effort to link to this orange dust covered snack—Cheetos, I discovered their web site. It won’t make me eat Cheetos—but their site is pretty cool.

Check it out!

But, if you eat Cheeto—keep a napkin (or several) handy.